He's currently attempting to intervene in Utah's battle over a state constitutional amendment banning gay marriage.
If Florida won't let him get hitched to a computer, maybe another state will. Either way, the motion has no place in this lawsuit."īut Sevier isn't done yet. Or perhaps it is only removed from reality. "Chris Sevier has moved to intervene, apparently asserting he wishes to marry his computer," Judge Robert Hinkle wrote on April 24. Sevier's attempt to marry his MacBook have been squashed for now in Florida.
He was suspended from practicing law in Tennessee in 2011 due to "mental infirmity or illness." Sevier, an attorney and music producer, has a history of strange legal entanglements, including stalking country singer John Rich and suing A&E for firing one of Duck Dynasty's beardos over homophobic remarks in an interview. Naturally, I 'fell in love' with my computer and preferred having sex with it over all other persons or things, as a result of classic conditioning upon orgasm. Its other websites were unaffected, and continued to be run by Univision. 3 4 On August 18, 2016, Gawker Media announced that its namesake blog would be ceasing operations the following week. Over time, I began preferring sex with my computer over sex with real women. On June 10, 2016, Gawker filed for bankruptcy after being ordered to pay Hogan 140 million in damages. Unfortunately, Sevier's 24-page filing continues with a description of his personal relationship with his sweetheart-I mean, preferred sexual object: If gay people "have the right to marry their object of sexual desire, even if they lack corresponding sexual parts," he argues, "then I should have the right to marry my preferred sexual object."īecause the gay marriage debate is all about objects and parts, not relationships, families, and the legal benefits that accrue to married couples. But every other case was either dismissed or settled. The man who sued Apple because it sold him a computer that allowed him to get addicted to porn is now getting involved in Florida's gay marriage debate by demanding he be allowed to marry that same porn-infested computer.įlorida is considering the very serious question of whether it will recognize same-sex marriages performed in other states, and Sevier has filed a motion claiming to represent other minority sexual orientation groups. Gawker has been sued plenty of times before indeed, at any given moment, it’s fighting at least a few lawsuits. If there's another, it's filing lawsuits. Sandra Bullock Fought a company hawking a watch she wore in a film. Jude Law Sued a Canadian fireplace-maker using Law in ads. If there's one thing Mark "Chris" Sevier loves, it's jerking off. Lena Dunham Got her leaked book proposal taken off Gawker.
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